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Drunk Haiku

  • Koneko Cat Cafe 26 Clinton Street New York, NY, 10002 United States

17 syllables, 20 cats, and 1.8 liters of ice cold sake

No, we're not kidding: It's an open mic haiku poetry slam...plus sake...and cats.

Come join us at Koneko on Wednesday, Dec 21 from 7-10pm when our favorite performance artists / DJs / culture vultures AndrewAndrew will host our first ever Drunk Haiku Slam.

We're not sure whether the haiku will get better or worse after a bottle of sake. But we're confident that no one will care.

Bring your best Haiku game -- and be prepared to destroy the competition with your 5 / 7 / 5 verse. AndrewAndrew will dole out the topic areas each round, and contestants will write on the fly. Winners will receive absurdly amazing prizes and our eternal admiration, and losers will console themselves with our kitties.


Space is limited. Kindly RSVP on Facebook. $10 cover includes a glass of sake.

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