JETHRO AND SAMMY TIE THE KNOT
"A big gay cat wedding? You gotta be kitten me!"
Nope, we're 100% serious. It's gonna be as big as Kim and Kanye’s, with a giant wedding cake prepared by a very special – and very famous - guest. The Mew York Times has noted that "this may very well be the wedding of the century." So suit up and get on the guest list, because our cats will be looking fabulous in their tailor-made tuxedos, and seating is limited!
Tickets are $20 and include Cattery entrance for the duration of the wedding, and a couple slices of the wedding cake. (Please be advised that your presence may be televised.) Grab your spot right meow!